[Shankmeyster]

I don't care where you are, you can park away from everyone else as much as you want and there will always be one jackoff that will park right next to you. Just happened to me the other night. Empty parking lot around 8:30pm and when I come out there is someone almost close enough that I can't even open my door fully. If someone had done what they did to you I would have unscrewed their valve stems and left.

 

[Shankmeyster]

Or, we could be kind and say to ourselves "Phew, that was close!" Maybe even add on "what an idiot" and just get on with our day instead of all this rage, thoughts of violence and vandalism in retaliation for poor parking with no damage actually done.

How will they learn anything if you don't teach them? I don't see any rage, violence or vandalism in this thread, besides the shitting on the windshield. Letting air out of someone's tires is easily fixed. Much better than I've had done to some of my cars by assholes that parked that close to me.